Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
So. Much. Porn.
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