No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Enjoy the penises
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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