Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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