who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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