Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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