he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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