She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
