butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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