Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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