Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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