Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
