I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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