Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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