I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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