We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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