Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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