uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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