We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
