She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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