Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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