ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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