Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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