i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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