But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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