You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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