your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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