i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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