Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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