is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize