Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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