everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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