But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Everclear isn't food dammit
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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