I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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