what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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