Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
