What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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