We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize