Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
and eventually we just all took our pants off
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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