Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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