Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Even my vagina gasped.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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