Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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