I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Randomize
