omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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