she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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