best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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