Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
