i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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