I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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