Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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