i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Let's get the cat blown out
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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