I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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