remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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