You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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