i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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